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Oh, hello. If you're reading this, then your on my home on the web. This will forever be subject to change, and sans complete. Despite my 3-2 years of (poor) html experience, this website is as unstable as an overflowing box covered with stickers and high amounts of duct tape.

Most of the code here is the result of plundering from tutorials and random forums. Here is what you'll find most useful.

I'm making this place so I can have a space outside of the horrid torture dungeon we call "social media" so I can avoid all the mindless drama that comes with it and focus on what I like. And you should too.

I've had many, many, many many versions of this website, in which only a few are saved, but not completely. lorem ipsum blah blah blah what do i put here.

While you're here, make sure to feed my damn kids because i keep forgetting to.